Some truths are self evident.

The end of every relationship begins with the words “I need some space.” That line indicates that the distance between you and your one time beloved has become polluted like the lake near a toxic dump. Whether it is your farts or armpit, the stink has made the distance between the both of you rancid and unliveable. The clarity of “we have to separate” clearly reflects the inability to rehabilitate your relationship. The stench of your testicals, buttocks and general anatomy drives your girlfriend to nausea and vomiting fits.

You know if you‘re not reading Al Goldstein‘s blog, the question is why not? Regardless of your opinion of him, there is some good writing to be found there.